[Austria] - Hands OFF Club Touch in Kufstein
My dearest friends, was last week in Innsbruck and ended up in a nearby town (KuClub TOUCH!
Thursday night 20:30
Pay 50 Euro for entrance
All girls sitting on a couch JUMP up as they see me arrive as if they were all sleeping and got an electric shock up their butt to go to work
Visit the club with some russian broad (Cindy)
Club looks good .... small talk on a couch with Cindy ...
Food: only COLD dishes (salami and wurst, not very appetizing)
Drink: 45 Euro for 1 piccolo
Room: get the jacuzzi room (russian room) 1 HOUR
Cindy cleans the Jacuzzi for 10 minutes (clock is ticking)
Take shower, me first, while she is cleaning.
She joins me to bed, puts watch close to the pillow and checks EVERY 30 sec the time.
Says: if you want i can sty longer than one hour (NO WAY !! baby)
Sucks dick without condom, the fuck: 3 positions. I come once, she fakes once (the worse fake I have ever heard)
Jacuzzi with second piccolo (45 euro)
Jacuzzi BROKEN .... sorry I did not know that ....says Cindy (after having scraped the damned thing for 10 minutes of MY hour)
Still have 13 min and 27.4 seconds. I ask "massage my back?" she says "no we have to be downstairs by the end of the hour"
On the way down she wispers:
" i forgot to tell you: you have to say you were very happy when they ask ..." DREAM ON !!!! Russian bitch
Well, my friends,
paid 390 euro for 20 minutes fuck. No refund for broken jacuzzi (what was I thinking when I asked .... )
On the way back to Innsbruck got clocked by the cops at 146 Km/h: 105 euro ... The nightmare was then over.
What a terrible night!
If you still want to try it GOOD LUCK !!!
P.S.
The next day drove by the Ice rink: nice blondy, nice tits, one good blowjob: 60 euro. If I only knew ....
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