now this is amazing, I'm loving this thread already. Antics88 mate, -I've got a deal for you here:
Message me and we can arrange for you to transfer 50% of the sum you promised and I'll gladly give your wife a try. The other 50% you can send to me after I provided you with photo proof. That way I can be sure you're sincere
Or alternatively go ahead and hire that investigator... or as someone in the comments below suggested. Why not just suppress the number you're calling from and call the number in the profile to see if she picks up...
+49 1523 8085051